The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(By request from ohtentoo)
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
Someone should write a book about this